If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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