this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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