I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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