i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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