Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
from now on my penis is your penis
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize
