just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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