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Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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