If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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