There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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