Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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