Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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