At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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