I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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