Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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