you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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