Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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