Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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