Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I cockslap morals
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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