your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
