You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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