The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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