Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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