Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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