I hope mine doesn't look like that
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Randomize
