Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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