nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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