S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
