Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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