i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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