he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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