i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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