It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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