Ambien. No doubt about it.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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