we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Randomize
