Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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