Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
