so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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