i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
