you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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