I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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