Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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