we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Randomize
