I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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