the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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