the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Send help, water and tortillas.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
