glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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