You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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