I must be too annoying 4 u.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
only if we run a train.
done.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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