Swine flu. Run for my life!
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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