have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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