That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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