You surviving the open bar?
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omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
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