Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
If its not for food we ain't going out.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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