I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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