those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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