My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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